Why You Should

There are plenty of good reasons to visit smithismyrealname.com.

Since you can't think of any right now, here are a few to consider.

It will never collect in a corner of your basement until the stack becomes damp and mildewed and attracts termites.

It's like looking through a window and seeing the world—but without pollution, inclement weather, obnoxious neighbors, random gunfire, or process servers competing for your attention.

Like a dog, it never judges you.

Like a cat, it doesn't care if you're there or not.

Juvenile humor, biased political opinion, flawed commentary, and exploitative gossip can be found at work or home, but they're somehow more entertaining when experienced on the Internet.

It's the new black.

News should be shared like cheap potato chips, not hoarded like expensive cheese.

It's pretty bad, but probably better than what's going on in your life right now.

It would be easy to frequent a "more popular" or "interesting" or "better" site, but you're not shallow and superficial like that.

The more that people tell you to ignore this site, the more you want to see it. Why is that?

It's exactly like Wikipedia, except less accurate, not user-editable, and much harder to navigate.

It will never call you a douchebag (to your face).

Only a very small number of animals was harmed during its production.

It's ready whenever you are.