Ottawa, Canada -- Soon-to-be former President George W. Bush made headlines Thursday when stories leaked he has closed a deal on a new house in Preston Hollow, a neighborhood in north Dallas, Texas populated by affluent capitalists.
Preston Hollow is home to famous wealthy guys like H. Ross Perot, Tom Hicks, and the richest old douchebag in America, T. Boone Pickens.
However, President Bush's most likely destination, a splendid ranch/compound/enclave located 40km from Toronto, Canada, was revealed when embattled Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper made remarks he did not realize were being picked up by a live podium microphone.
New York, NY -- It's never been more difficult to separate whining from substance. America's 2008 presidential race is fully engaged, but truth and credibility are not.
Los Angeles, CA -- The world's sagging economy is placing severe hardships on a majority of famous, beautiful people, many of whom are barely able to keep up.
Springfield, IL -- Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama shocked supporters and foes alike, with the announcement he intends to end his White House bid. The decision was revealed Tuesday -- just days before he was expected to divulge his much anticipated Vice Presidential decision.
Special Report -- You may not believe it, but I detest being right all the time. The world hasn't ended in a dramatic Hollywood B-movie cataclysm, but the Apocalypse is imminent just the same. I know where to look.
Beijing, China -- The upcoming 2008 Summer Olympic Games have prompted the People's Democratic Republic of China to upgrade its transportation infrastructure, erect vast new architectural edifices, and remove dog from downtown Beijing restaurant menus.
St. Louis, MO -- International megabrewer InBev NV expanded its portfolio of acquisitions Tuesday by successfully purchasing majority interests in troubled U.S. mortgage lenders Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.
Special Report -- I look pretty hell-damn good.
Fresno, CA -- Republican presidential challenger Senator John McCain announced his intention to bestow a 300 million dollar cash prize as a recruitment incentive for his new brain trust.
London, England -- The on-again, off-again relationship of tennis superstar Rafael Nadal and plush toy Pamela Anderson is definitely on—and hotter than ever.







