George H.W. Bush Banned from White House

Washington, DC -- Former U.S. president George H.W. Bush's Oval Office visitation privileges have been suspended, effective immediately.

The first President Bush served as the nation's Chief Executive during the stormy years that witnessed landmark events such as German reunification, Operation Desert Storm, and the entire career of neo-rapper Vanilla Ice.

Following a nasty 1992 election in which the elder Mr. Bush had his ass handed to him by Democrat Bill Clinton, the former CIA Director, Vice President, and millionaire Texas oilman achieved a new goal of becoming the oldest living US president.

The 83-year-old decorated WWII Navy pilot was initially welcomed at the White House for his foreign policy experience and genial personality, but quickly aggravated the current President Bush's team.

His behavior apparently pushing present Administration officials beyond the breaking point, Mr. Bush Senior was described by staffers as "obnoxious" and "a pushy control freak."

"He's a nice enough guy when he's playing golf or jumping out of airplanes," said smokin' hot White House Press Secretary Dana Perino, "but inside the premises he's a rotten old bastard."

The one-term president appears to have unfinished business and is using his son's tenure to relive bygone days of Commander-in-Chief stardom.

"A little advice is fine," Vice President Dick Cheney said, "and God knows, the President could use it. His dad just doesn't know when to quit, though. He wants to dictate the agenda, delegate responsibilities, and tell us how to do our jobs."

"There's only one person in this Administration who has the right to assert that kind of authority," Mr. Cheney continued, "and that person is me."